I originally was going to talk about really bad St.Patrick's Day Costumes but in my search I was alarmed at how many incredibly unfunny and rather terrible shirts I came across, and I thought it would just be wrong to not talk about them! It's one thing to wear something green and festive, but it's a whole other scenario when you become a dick in the process.To all the frat boys,sexually frustrated nerds, and 50 year old men still trying to stay relevant...this article is for you.
xoxoxox
For the men
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| Only a hot guy could get away with wearing this shirt... let's be honest ladies. |
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| Oh his penis is his lucky charm! ha.....ha...ha...... |
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| Oh he reversed the letters since he's drunk! So....clever..... |
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| Be gentle on him, he still lives in his mama's basement and plays d & d. |
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| I have a feeling he reeks of ax body spray and is wearing a jesus is my homeboy trucker hat. |
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| If this doesn't get you punched in the face I don't know what will. |
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| Purchased by 12 year old males or asian guys... same thing really... |
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| I predict dying alone in his future. |
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| I am pretty sure the pussy will not be flying his way anytime soon. |
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| I have a to do list for you: Drink, Pee, Shove this shirt up your fucking ass moron! |
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| Worn by 50 year old perverts with roofie colada's. |
For the ladies
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| Worn by Strippers and Cocktail waitress's everywhere. |
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| boobs...again.. ha ha..thank god she's hot..... |
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| CAUTION: Might Have Crabs! |
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| Even wearing a joke t-shirt can't make women funny. |
Have a shirt you want me to include?
Send it to me and I'll include it on this list!
*More St.Patrick's Day ridiculousness coming soon*
xoxoxox
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