I originally was going to talk about really bad St.Patrick's Day Costumes but in my search I was alarmed at how many incredibly unfunny and rather terrible shirts I came across, and I thought it would just be wrong to not talk about them! It's one thing to wear something green and festive, but it's a whole other scenario when you become a dick in the process.To all the frat boys,sexually frustrated nerds, and 50 year old men still trying to stay relevant...this article is for you.
For the men
|Only a hot guy could get away with wearing this shirt...|
let's be honest ladies.
|Oh his penis is his lucky charm! ha.....ha...ha......|
|Oh he reversed the letters since he's drunk! So....clever.....|
|Be gentle on him, he still lives in his mama's basement |
and plays d & d.
|I have a feeling he reeks of ax body spray |
and is wearing a jesus is my homeboy trucker hat.
|If this doesn't get you punched in the face|
I don't know what will.
|Purchased by 12 year old males or asian guys...|
same thing really...
|I predict dying alone in his future.|
|I am pretty sure the pussy will not be flying his way |
|I have a to do list for you: |
Drink, Pee, Shove this shirt up your fucking ass moron!
|Worn by 50 year old perverts with roofie colada's.|
For the ladies
|Worn by Strippers and Cocktail waitress's everywhere.|
|boobs...again.. ha ha..thank god she's hot.....|
|CAUTION: Might Have Crabs!|
|Even wearing a joke t-shirt can't make women funny.|
Have a shirt you want me to include?
Send it to me and I'll include it on this list!
*More St.Patrick's Day ridiculousness coming soon*