Thursday, February 14, 2013

The 10 Best 80's Songs About Masturbation!

Happy Valentine's Day Bitches!!!! 



Today is all about love love love and all that bullshit but what I noticed is that it's the only holiday that blatantly singles out well...single people. Just because you are single doesn't mean you couldn't have a little self love fun and according to this list, sometimes self love is all one needs in this world! So light up those candles,turn on some slow jams and Enjoy The 10 Best 80's Songs About Masturbation!

xoxoxoxox

Nerdychick :-)


10.Berlin "Sex (I'm a Man)"  (1983)



9.Billy Squire "The Stroke" (1980)


8.Billy Idol "Dancing With Myself" (1981)


7.The Vapors "Turning Japanese" (1980)


6.New Order "The Perfect Kiss" (1985) 


5. The Cure "Close to Me" (1985) 


4.Violent Femmes "Blister in the Sun" (1983) 


3.Oingo Boingo "Good For Your Soul" (1983)
I couldn't find a music video, so this live version from 1990 will do just fine.:-)


2.Madonna "Into the Groove"  (1985)


1.Cyndi Lauper "She Bop" (1983)


What do you think of my list? Agree or Disagree? 
What are your favorite 80's songs about self love? 
Sound off in the comments below! xoxoxoxox

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Dear Alicia Keys,


Like most american's I have heard the national anthem sung a millions times over by many different artists from many different walks of life (Heck,I even sang it myself at a school assembly in high school.).
But out of all the different variations of this american classic, I would have to say with the utmost certainty that yours was by far in my opinion one of the most moving renditions I have ever heard.
Marvin Gaye and now yours have become for me what america should be about; love,peace, heartache and pride. For the first time ever I wasn't just listening to the national anthem, I was feeling it and I was living it.
Thank you for bringing heart,class and sophistication to what is considered one of the greatest poems ever written. I am sorry to all the judgmental people in this world who missed the nuances of what you were saying and the love that you were spreading.Maybe for the first time in their lives they actually felt something hearing this anthem too, maybe they were not sure what to do with these new found emotions. As Americans we have become so desensitized with movies, music and news that when somebody actually sings from their heart we do not understand how to register that, god forbid we actually open our hearts a little bit for just 2 minutes out of  our lives, god forbid we actually care, god forbid we actually feel pride in our country.

I hope this will not hinder you from doing what you have always been good at doing, which is speak your emotional truth through your music. I have always loved that no matter what awards show or special event it is that you perform at, you are not afraid to always sing from your heart, there are not many artists I can say that about.So thank you Alicia Keys for being a wonderful force of nature and bringing honest emotion and sincerity to an otherwise shallow event; You are the epitome of everything that is right with this country.

Sincerely,
Lara B.
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To My Fellow American's,

I have never been so ashamed to say that I am an american right now. I would like to ask you why many of you decide to bring so much hate to someone who was just singing from her heart but answer me this:
How would you have like Miss Keys to sing the national anthem? With directness of Whitney Houston or the Showboating of Christina Aguilera? How is her rendition any different than what a Sarah McLaughlin or what Lady Gaga would have done? If  Sarah or Gaga would have sang it would you have considered it brilliant? I don't want to throw the race card into the mix since I thought that we were above this as a society, but since you have thrown such unnecessary negativity towards a brilliant singer I just have to ask why?
If you can give me a legitimate reason than I will let this go, but in my eyes there is nothing you can say for being so hateful towards a person who was trying to bring so much love into this world and her performance
.Maybe as Americans we need to re-evaluate our own lives and figure out why we blindly hate and look at you own faults before you throw stones at somebody else.In the grand scheme of things does this hatred really matter?
Or are we so bitter in our own hearts that we automatically must criticize anybody who makes us feel something for just a little bit.
If that is the case than I feel for you and maybe you need more people like Miss Keys in your life.

xoxox

Lara B.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

It's Official: Lady Gaga is a Cheap Ass Bitch.

Get Me My Tooth Brush Bitch!
According to the New York Post, Gaga Cheat and The UK'S Daily Mail Lady Gaga went off on a epic rant during her sworn deposition for the alleged unpaid wages to her former personal assistant Jennifer ONeill, going so far as to call her ex assistant a HOOD RAT! I didn't know this was 1991 Gaga! Okay that part of the story made me giggle from the sheer ridiculousness of her statement, like gaga's spoiled rich ass would ever know what a real hood rat looks like, let alone hang out with one.

Anyway, Here are some of the highlights Mother Monster unloaded during her conversation:

"she's a fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn. "

"She’s just - she (O'Neill) thinks she’s just like the queen of the universe.
And, you know what, she didn't want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I'm the queen of the universe every day."

Queen of the universe? What the fuck? Bitch, that title go to this blonde:

Queen of the fucking Universe Since 1983 Bitches!
It's get's better...

"'She would only open a couple of bags and it was very stressful for me because then again on my off days I couldn't really have a day off because, you know, I weigh 115 pounds and I was trying to move these huge, big luggage's all by myself in the room and I did it all the time - by the way, she was asleep until 12:00 most of the time, so I was very often waking up and moving my own luggage and doing s**t by myself and it was - it was a problem that I had.there is 20 bags and only me, and I can't sift through everything."

" (previous assistants) would like to set up my room and I would know where my clothes were, I would know where my toothbrush was, I would know where my soap was and everything was, she didn't always do these things for me."


These Big Luggage's are heavy! Where's Jennifer?!
While I can understand the sleeping in till 12 (if that actually happened, who knows really.) and the multiple bags that she would need help with, My big question is why can't gaga move some of that shit herself and find her own damn toothbrush? Seriously Gaga? You can't take the two minutes it would take to find soap? I know that is what an assistant is for, but c'mon! If I can carry 50 lbs of luggage by myself in my 5'2'' frame, then why can't gaga drag her bags just a couple of feet around a hotel room, plus I can find my toothbrush without needing an assistant (and I have three kids to juggle!)  Sorry but that seems lazy to me. 
Anyway, here's my favorite part:

"She (O'Neill) knew there was no overtime, and I never paid her overtime the first time I hired her, so why would she be paid overtime the second time? This whole case is b******t and you know it."


Okay THIS statement really bothers me! I can understand needing help with luggage, finding soap, toothbrushes and all that shit, but if you have an assistant on-call 24/7 and you DO NOT pay them overtime there is something seriously wrong with you! Legally, I'm not even sure if Gaga can do this, but I'm pretty sure that the labor law states that ANY employee on-call needs to be compensated with overtime, since you need them to be there at all hours of the night, even if you don't use them! That is the law, and what these celebs like gaga do is just wrong!

Now let's look at some wonderful quotes from Jennifer O'Neill about working for lady gaga

"Another thing she would do in the middle of the night, would be wake me up to have me change the DVD in the DVD player because she didn’t want to watch that DVD any more and she couldn’t get up to walk across the room to change the DVD herself,” 

"I had no privacy, no chance to talk to any family, no chance to talk to any friends, no chance to have sex if I wanted to have sex, There was no chance to do anything.”



“She might have said I need some tea, I need — can you get my computer for me, can you get my phone, my battery is dead, I need a tampon, the toilet doesn't flush.” 

DVD'S and Tampons are Hard to Change!

I would love to see little monsters defend her tangents and actions since Lady Gaga herself ( in her own victimizing way) has said via twitter that these statements were true!



Really Gaga? So in your warped mind you think it is okay to treat someone you supposedly have know since you were 19 like a slave, call them a hood rat and then talk shit about them in a court of law?!I really don't think a person who prides themselves on trying to "breed compassion" should be talking like a rich spoiled brat who is pissed that someone couldn't get her a damn tooth brush....some role model you are.

Personally I hope O'Neill get's the whole $400,000 since it seems like it was well deserved working for such a egotistical lunatic.Maybe this will be a lesson to Gaga to treat people with more respect...or maybe she could give two shits, who knows with this woman anymore?! lol

What do you guys think of Gaga's Rant? Is she in the right for commenting like this? Should she have handled this with a bit more class? Sound off in the comments! xoxo