|New white guy taking over for old white guy....yay?|
Yay we have a new pope! What the fuck that really means I have no idea, But I know one thing I am very excited about: New Pope Merchandise! I know he only got elected just a couple of days ago, so I will have to wait till all the
Jorge Bergoglio crap rolls in, so until than here is my list of the Top 5 Best Pope Merchandise Ever! Enjoy! xoxox
5. "I see you masturbating" coffee mug:
Nothing goes better with my morning cup of joe than a creepy old man wearing a robe.
4. Pope Cologne:
I didn't know you could bottle children and fear.
3. Pope Cakes:
I guess the old pope had a thing for sweets, so a company made these in his honor...Little Debbie ain't got nothing on this shit!
A german based brewing company made these in honor of the german pope....I don't really have a joke here, I just love the idea of pope beer.;-)
1.Soap pope on a rope:
A classic staple in any household is the iconic soap pope on a rope! I was bummed out when my old soap resigned, thank god the arizona cardinals helped me pick a new one!
My vagina thanks you!
What are your thoughts on the new pope?
Excited or could give two shits? sound off in the comments!