Ladies and gentleman I would like to introduce you to my favorite Twitter profile of the month:
If anyone went as me for #Halloween I'm not flattered. I hope you got crabs in your mustache, just like the real Hulkster.
— Hulk Hogan (@AngryHulkHogan) November 1, 2012
Next time I shave the mustache I'm putting it in a container and donating it to a museum. You're welcome #Smithsonian
— Hulk Hogan (@AngryHulkHogan) October 29, 2012
Thomas Kinkade paintings, funny kitten memes, and oversized clits. #WhatILoveTheMost
— Hulk Hogan (@AngryHulkHogan) October 24, 2012
While practicing my fake crying for press conferences, I realized how sweet my baby blues look in the mirror. #irresistible
— Hulk Hogan (@AngryHulkHogan) October 17, 2012
For the record, that wasn't the only sex tape I've made. I've filmed more sex with bitches than Brandon Iron.
— Hulk Hogan (@AngryHulkHogan) October 17, 2012
I just sat on my nuts. And not on purpose this time.
— Hulk Hogan (@AngryHulkHogan) October 10, 2012
For more Wisdom from the Hulkster follow him on Twitter @AngryHulkHogan
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