The 7 Scariest Easter Bunnies Ever!

Ahh dead eyes!!! 

Originally I was trying to find some interesting advertisements, facts, and other random tidbits about Easter to share with you guys, but I was horrified to find a barrage of creepy ass Easter bunnies along the way and I had to dedicate an entire post to them! lol. Going to see the Easter Bunny was not really a big thing in my house, we usually saved that awkwardness for that Santa who smelled like beer and pez at the local mall.

With that said, here is my list of The  7 Scariest Easter Bunnies Ever! 

Note:
I do not own these pics! Used just for entertainment purpose only! xoxo

7.Ah good old Easter bear dog!

6.I will eat your soul!

5.Even the baby knows this shit is whack.

4.Redneck Bunny.

3.I'm pretty sure this one is pure evil...

2.Poor skin graft bunny....

1.I don't know why Timmy grew up scared shitless of rabbits.

Got any scary Easter pics?
 Send them to me and I'll include them onto the list! 
Happy Easter Fuckers!!! 

                                              xoxo

Top 5 Best Pope Merchandise Ever!

New white guy taking over for old white guy....yay?

Yay we have a new pope! What the fuck that really means I have no idea, But I know one thing I am very excited about: New Pope Merchandise! I know he only got elected just a couple of days ago, so I will have to wait till all the 

Jorge Bergoglio crap rolls in, so until than here is my list of the Top 5 Best Pope Merchandise Ever! Enjoy! xoxox

5. "I see you masturbating" coffee mug:

Nothing goes better with my morning cup of joe than a creepy old man wearing a robe.

4. Pope Cologne:

I didn't know you could bottle children and fear.

3. Pope Cakes:

I guess the old pope had a thing for sweets, so a company made these in his honor...Little Debbie ain't got nothing on this shit!

2.Pope Beer:

A german based brewing company made these in honor of the german pope....I don't really have a joke here, I just love the idea of pope beer.;-)

1.Soap pope on a rope:

A classic staple in any household is the iconic soap pope on a rope! I was bummed out when my old soap resigned, thank god the arizona cardinals helped me pick a new one! 

My vagina thanks you!

 What are your thoughts on the new pope? 

Excited or could give two shits? sound off in the comments!

St.Patrick's Day Best Kept Secret: Darby O'Gill and the Little People

From left: Nancy Whiskey (Fiddle & Vocals), Tipsy McStaggers (Drums) , Barry McCockiner (Bass), Ringo McLarkey (Accordion &Vocals) and last but not least
Darby O'Gill (Lead Singer & Guitar) 

Since moving to Ohio three years I can name millions of things I miss about living in my hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada and This band is definitely at the top of that list!

For ten plus years now they have been gracing the Vegas music scene with there wonderful blend of Irish / Celtic / Punk rock music covers (with original songs as well) and putting on a one of kind show that is hilarious and always rocking which is what makes in my opinion Darby O'Gill and the Little People Las Vegas's Best kept secret and only reason to go out for St.Patrick's Day! Sure you could go listen any pub drinking band but what makes them unique is how genuinely funny they are and the great connection they have with the crowd. They joke around with you, take requests and are always making sure you are having a good time.It's the equivalent of hanging out with old friends....if your friends were to cuss like sailors and tell dirty limericks...but dear old friends none the less!

But enough of this ball licking, let's watch them in action!

Live Performances:

promo video

Covering Flogging Molly's Sentimental Johnny

Covering Jay Z's Empire State of Mind

**St.Patrick's Day they will be playing at 
Hennessey's 12pm-3pm, McMullan's 5pm-8pm, and Quinn's 10pm-2am. Be there!**

For more information about this band or to buy one of there cd's go to www.darbyogillband.com and if you ever get a chance to see them live go motherfuckers! You will not be disappointed!

xoxoxox

The Douchey-est St.Patrick's Day Shirts Ever!

I originally was going to talk about really bad St.Patrick's Day Costumes but in my search I was alarmed at how many incredibly unfunny and rather terrible shirts I came across, and I thought it would just be wrong to not talk about them! It's one thing to wear something green and festive, but it's a whole other scenario when you become a dick in the process.To all the frat boys,sexually frustrated nerds, and 50 year old men still trying to stay relevant...this article is for you.

xoxoxox

For the men

Only a hot guy could get away with wearing this shirt...
let's be honest ladies.

Oh his penis is his lucky charm! ha.....ha...ha......

Oh he reversed the letters since he's drunk! So....clever.....

Be gentle on him, he still lives in his mama's basement 
and plays d & d.

I have a feeling he reeks of ax body spray 
and is wearing a jesus is my homeboy trucker hat.

If this doesn't get you punched in the face
I don't know what will.

Purchased by 12 year old males or asian guys...
same thing really...

I predict dying alone in his future.

I am pretty sure the pussy will not be flying his way 
anytime soon.

I have a to do list for you: 
Drink, Pee, Shove this shirt up your fucking ass moron!

Worn by 50 year old perverts with roofie colada's.

For the ladies

Worn by Strippers and Cocktail waitress's everywhere.

boobs...again.. ha ha..thank god she's hot.....

CAUTION: Might Have Crabs!

Even wearing a joke t-shirt can't make women funny.

Have a shirt you want me to include? 

Send it to me and I'll include it on this list!

*More St.Patrick's Day ridiculousness coming soon*

xoxoxox

The 10 Best 80's Songs About Masturbation!

Happy Valentine's Day Bitches!!!! 

Today is all about love love love and all that bullshit but what I noticed is that it's the only holiday that blatantly singles out well...single people. Just because you are single doesn't mean you couldn't have a little self love fun and according to this list, sometimes self love is all one needs in this world! So light up those candles,turn on some slow jams and Enjoy The 10 Best 80's Songs About Masturbation!

xoxoxoxox

Nerdychick :-)


10.Berlin "Sex (I'm a Man)"  (1983)

9.Billy Squire "The Stroke" (1980)

8.Billy Idol "Dancing With Myself" (1981)

7.The Vapors "Turning Japanese" (1980)

6.New Order "The Perfect Kiss" (1985) 

5. The Cure "Close to Me" (1985) 

4.Violent Femmes "Blister in the Sun" (1983) 

3.Oingo Boingo "Good For Your Soul" (1983)

I couldn't find a music video, so this live version from 1990 will do just fine.:-)

2.Madonna "Into the Groove"  (1985)

1.Cyndi Lauper "She Bop" (1983)

What do you think of my list? Agree or Disagree? 

What are your favorite 80's songs about self love? 

Sound off in the comments below! xoxoxoxox

Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Lady Gaga:Ruining The Female Singer Songwriter.

The female songwriter has always had a rough time getting their voices heard in this industry, and while I feel these new pop stars have talent I wanted to talk about why they (and the industry) have ruined the music industry with sexist bullshit that the feminist movement fought so hard against.
It used to be about the music, but now it's about filling pocketbooks.Why did these ladies conform to the suits instead of change the world, and what does this mean for the younger generation of music lovers.

Katy Perry:

I remember when Katy Perry came out in 2008 with her breakout hit "I Kissed A Girl" I automatically wrote her off as just another cheesy pop tart who was looking to cash in on the sex sells route.So I was shocked to ind out my older sister actually liked her a lot and re-assured me that she can actually write good songs and that she is more then what her pop songs portray. So after years of going "yeah right, uh huh suuure." I was stunned to see a video on you tube of Katy Perry singing an acoustic version of what I guess was one of the first songs she ever wrote that went on to be used on her album One of the Boys:

Thinking Of You

For the first time I was blown away; by not only the beautiful lyrics but also her sincere honesty she had when she sang it.It got me thinking; was I wrong this whole time? 
Is there more to this Katy Perry chick? 
Is she a real singer songwriter underneath that whip cream bra? Actually....Yes but my bigger question to Miss Katy Perry would be this:
You have this gift of writing songs, you can sing, your beautiful, and you used to write christian music...why did you sell out? What happened? Did you sell out in order to get your voice heard by the industry so you could go on to write better more meaningful songs one day, or after five plus years of struggling you said "Fuck it" and just caved in to the bullshit world of pop music.I would love to know the real answer to this, since it just saddens me to know that the girl who can write songs like this:

Trust in Me (off her christian album titled Katy Hudson)

To writing bullshit like this:

California Gurls

What the fuck happened?
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Ke$ha:

Ke$ha is another pop artist I would like to talk about and one who truly confuses the hell out of me.Is she a corporate hack or is she just a parodist in the sense that she is making fun of the ridiculousness of the industry and pop music in general and using that to cash in? 
I would like to believe the answer is the the last one and here's why; When I first heard the utter ridiculousness that is "Tik Tok" The first thought I had was "She has to be joking, Nobody could really be this fucked up!" and upon doing some research of her background here are some interesting facts:

1.Like Katy Perry she writes or co-writes all of her own songs and has actually written songs for other famous pop artists (like Katy Perry Has).
2.Ke$ha learned songwriting from her mother who was a successful country songwriter who wrote such hits as "Old Flames Can't Hold a Candle To You."
3.Dr. Luke (who went on to sign her) described her demo like this:"A gorgeously sung, self-penned country ballad" and the second "a gobsmackingly awful trip-hop track, when you're listening to 100 CDs, that kind of bravado and chutzpah stand out."

I know making it as a singer songwriter is hard in this industry, but how can someone who wrote this:

GoodBye

To write this cluster fuck:

We R Who We R

What the fuck happened?
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Lady Gaga:

I probably don't need to go into detail about this last artist, but unless you live in a cave Lady Gaga is a pop singer who got her start performing in small club venues in new york as part of the defunct band "The Stefani Germonatta Band" aptly named after her real name Stefani. Now anybody who knows me knows that unlike the other two ladies above in this post, I personally cannot stand Lady Gaga and her shitty music. But before all the little monsters get their panties in a bunch let me explain: 
I like Stefani G's songs, the ones she wrote when she was still "struggling" 
but not the trite bullshit that she now sells as Lady Gaga.

I can deal with this:




 But not this shit:

Judas

What the fuck Happened?
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My big point is this:

Obviously all these women are talented in their own right, so how come the industry have made them into these corporate idiot pop stars? 
And why does Katy Perry, Kesha and Lady Gaga let them get away with this?
More importantly: Why do WE as the consumer buy this bullshit? 
Why don't we expect more from the industry at this point, they have talented artists so why are they making them write trivial pop shit? 
Instead of shaking their titties why don't they wake the fuck up and realize from the success of Adele that normal people want normal deep music,I  know it's a shocker! 
The road was already paved by brilliant songwriters like Joni Mitchell,Carly Simon and Carole King, now why don't they pick up where these women left off? Pop music originally was supposed to be the pulse of what the common people were listening to that was popular. So technically, pop music could be about anything, It didn't have to be stupid dance club tracks, it could be about love, redemption, war and sadness, which are all common experiences in the human collective. 

Carole King's 1971 album Tapestry is considered one of the most successful pop albums by a female artist with over 25 million sold worldwide, 4 Grammy's (including album of the year.) and is ranked #36 on Rolling Stone's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time. She is also inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame for songwriting with credits spanning back to the 1960's. 
This is what pop songs can be without having to conform to industry standards:

I feel the earth move

It's too late

Joni Mitchell is another wonderful songwriter who not only has written many hits for other people but has written some of the most iconic songs or herself as well, with her album Blue being considered one of the most prolific albums ever. 

Big Yellow Taxi has been covered by many different artists, but I think it keeps a fine balance of fun but with a message. Even if it is not your cup of tea, you can't deny that she is talking about real issues like the environment (1st song) and love (2nd song) are issues that still resonate to this day:

Big Yellow Taxi

Both sides now

Katy,Kesha, and Gaga:
 There is no reason why you can't write good music that means something without having to sell your souls and without having to lose your identities.It is our mission as women to tell the sexist industry that we don't have to flash our tits to get noticed, we are all valid and deserve a real voice, we deserve more then double meanings and getting drunk, we are powerful,smart,funny,deep individuals who need to strive for more then just the next dubstep nightmare of a song. I don't want my daughter growing up thinking that boys,shopping,sex, drugs and drinking till they puke are the only things that matter in this world.
Popular music doesn't have to be shallow and repetitive, it can be deep and thought provoking as well, real music doesn't have guidelines, it can be whatever we want it to be.
And for me, I deserve something better, society deserves better and our future generations deserve better.
I cannot wait for the day you ladies stop with the bullshit songs and write an album that actually means something and changes the world  for the better instead of make it worse.

Until then, I'll be listening to Joni, Carole and Carly.

xoxox