Saturday, February 2, 2013

It's Official: Lady Gaga is a Cheap Ass Bitch.

Get Me My Tooth Brush Bitch!
According to the New York Post, Gaga Cheat and The UK'S Daily Mail Lady Gaga went off on a epic rant during her sworn deposition for the alleged unpaid wages to her former personal assistant Jennifer ONeill, going so far as to call her ex assistant a HOOD RAT! I didn't know this was 1991 Gaga! Okay that part of the story made me giggle from the sheer ridiculousness of her statement, like gaga's spoiled rich ass would ever know what a real hood rat looks like, let alone hang out with one.

Anyway, Here are some of the highlights Mother Monster unloaded during her conversation:

"she's a fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn. "

"She’s just - she (O'Neill) thinks she’s just like the queen of the universe.
And, you know what, she didn't want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I'm the queen of the universe every day."

Queen of the universe? What the fuck? Bitch, that title go to this blonde:

Queen of the fucking Universe Since 1983 Bitches!
It's get's better...

"'She would only open a couple of bags and it was very stressful for me because then again on my off days I couldn't really have a day off because, you know, I weigh 115 pounds and I was trying to move these huge, big luggage's all by myself in the room and I did it all the time - by the way, she was asleep until 12:00 most of the time, so I was very often waking up and moving my own luggage and doing s**t by myself and it was - it was a problem that I had.there is 20 bags and only me, and I can't sift through everything."

" (previous assistants) would like to set up my room and I would know where my clothes were, I would know where my toothbrush was, I would know where my soap was and everything was, she didn't always do these things for me."

These Big Luggage's are heavy! Where's Jennifer?!
While I can understand the sleeping in till 12 (if that actually happened, who knows really.) and the multiple bags that she would need help with, My big question is why can't gaga move some of that shit herself and find her own damn toothbrush? Seriously Gaga? You can't take the two minutes it would take to find soap? I know that is what an assistant is for, but c'mon! If I can carry 50 lbs of luggage by myself in my 5'2'' frame, then why can't gaga drag her bags just a couple of feet around a hotel room, plus I can find my toothbrush without needing an assistant (and I have three kids to juggle!)  Sorry but that seems lazy to me. 
Anyway, here's my favorite part:

"She (O'Neill) knew there was no overtime, and I never paid her overtime the first time I hired her, so why would she be paid overtime the second time? This whole case is b******t and you know it."

Okay THIS statement really bothers me! I can understand needing help with luggage, finding soap, toothbrushes and all that shit, but if you have an assistant on-call 24/7 and you DO NOT pay them overtime there is something seriously wrong with you! Legally, I'm not even sure if Gaga can do this, but I'm pretty sure that the labor law states that ANY employee on-call needs to be compensated with overtime, since you need them to be there at all hours of the night, even if you don't use them! That is the law, and what these celebs like gaga do is just wrong!

Now let's look at some wonderful quotes from Jennifer O'Neill about working for lady gaga

"Another thing she would do in the middle of the night, would be wake me up to have me change the DVD in the DVD player because she didn’t want to watch that DVD any more and she couldn’t get up to walk across the room to change the DVD herself,” 

"I had no privacy, no chance to talk to any family, no chance to talk to any friends, no chance to have sex if I wanted to have sex, There was no chance to do anything.”

“She might have said I need some tea, I need — can you get my computer for me, can you get my phone, my battery is dead, I need a tampon, the toilet doesn't flush.” 

DVD'S and Tampons are Hard to Change!

I would love to see little monsters defend her tangents and actions since Lady Gaga herself ( in her own victimizing way) has said via twitter that these statements were true!

Really Gaga? So in your warped mind you think it is okay to treat someone you supposedly have know since you were 19 like a slave, call them a hood rat and then talk shit about them in a court of law?!I really don't think a person who prides themselves on trying to "breed compassion" should be talking like a rich spoiled brat who is pissed that someone couldn't get her a damn tooth brush....some role model you are.

Personally I hope O'Neill get's the whole $400,000 since it seems like it was well deserved working for such a egotistical lunatic.Maybe this will be a lesson to Gaga to treat people with more respect...or maybe she could give two shits, who knows with this woman anymore?! lol

What do you guys think of Gaga's Rant? Is she in the right for commenting like this? Should she have handled this with a bit more class? Sound off in the comments! xoxo


  1. caca is disgusting. nuff said.

  2. brat, egocentric, delusional, greedy bitch!! She is the most disgusting pseudo artist ever exist!!

  3. Lady Gaga has a stupid name, and is a bratty bitch.

    Her career is over anyway.....

  4. if I am paying a bitch to something, that bitch better do it. otherwise dont fucking work for me you dumb cunt

  5. haha y'all are fucking restards fo sho.

  6. Like any smug celebrity, Lady GOO-GOO (I'm just screwing around) or GAGA expects everyone to love and waste his/her sympathy on her because she is who she is.

    She's a freak of nature, a spoiled greedy, ugly old bat. People say she's very smart, and she says that she is Queen of the universe? HA! Such conceit, how childish!

    No way in hell am I going to idolize her and buy her bullshit albums. Her songs are nothing but shallow sex, and gambling. Most of her lyrics don't even makes sense.

    And who cares if she got made fun of high school! WE ALL HUMAN BEING GOT MADE FUN OF IN GRADE SCHOOL, JUNIOR HIGH, AND HIGH SCHOOL! She wants to play the victim.